theboyprincessdiaries:

funnierinpylean:

feelinghellastabby:

rolorevolution:

kaimialaimaka:

seriouslyamerica:

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

Everyone I’d like you to meet my father.

this is accurate lol

Ugh this is absolutely my dad.

fuck the boomers, seriously

fuck white baby boomers. let’s keep in mind that not all baby boomers had it as easy as white male American citizen Old Economy Steve

Right away, Your Grace! (x)

grandefilms:

Les Choristes (2004), dir. Christophe Barratier

rosettes:

acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips

lukethreepwood:

sweet-bitsy:

xybutt:

incendiochevaliere:

ilgen:

What happens when you give a Mario piano score to someone who’s never heard it in his life?

Awesomeness.

Almost every self-proclaimed ragtime pianist I’ve ever met has been a total sightreading genius. I guess it’s also a thing that they have tons of experience having people throw them music and playing it right then and there.

what is this sorcery sadfkljalksdjf

Oh that’s so cute it’s completely different!!! ;u;

This Ragtime Mario Theme is my new favorite version.

Whenever someone says to me “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? “

YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT

skoothsmin:

thattrollwiththehorns:

understanding-and-aware:

remember him?

i actually had forgotten about him

thank you for this

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…paid

The internet can bastardize it all it likes, Shrek was a great fuckin film.

toomanyforgottendreams:

kerilu:

mtnduh:

Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.

In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.

Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and Pakistanis with Vending Machines

this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning

wah cool!

This video is so beautiful. I don’t think a commercial has ever made me cry before…

older-aang:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.

theavocadoshavethephonebox:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

once my mum said fortnight in america and she got the blankest expression ever

why do we even have the word fortnight? what kind of random ass time length is two weeks?

brooklynmutt:

“Well this looks familiar: every lawmaker at the House hearing on the nationwide 20-week abortion ban is a man.” - @LEBassett

Tim tries to write his thesis (x)