veschwab:

“Treat all your secondary characters like they think the book’s about them.”

THAT’S A STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

livingthroughgrace:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

audreyii-fic:

“fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM”

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

WHY IS THIS ONLY AN AMERICAN THING OH MY GOD

My friends and I once ordered a dozen cookies at 2 AM and we got them in 8 minutes and they were piping hot.

Best.

There’s one of these on my campus and it’s seriously the best thing ever. The chocolate chip cookies are to DIE for and they’re delivered still warm and gooey.

i-love-you-roza:

Vampire Academy: Blood Sisters - Official Casting

omfggggggggg Gabriel Byrne! I’ve never seen him in anything except “Little Women”. My interest in this movie just peeked. This new casting all looks promising.

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

humansofnewyork:

“I never had any family growing up. But I still went to school everyday. One day, when I was in eleventh grade, my English teacher came up to me and said: “If you graduate, I’ll adopt you. I’ll show you the life. You’ll do things you never dreamed of.” And he kept his promise. He made it legal and everything. On the day I graduated, he was the only family I had there. My father’s taken me everywhere since then. I’ve done all kinds of things.”

humansofnewyork:

“One of my plays is getting produced!”
“What’s it about?”
“So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

yournewmegzilla:

julietrosedoctor:

man-in-the-moonmoon:

zackisontumblr:

friends with overprotective parents

friends with parents who dont give a shit about them and so they feel worthless (even though are beautiful in every way)

friends whose parents put them under so much pressure and make them feel like a burden to the family and call them stupid and a disgrace to society if they are not perfect in every possible way

Friends with shitty parents in general. 

Friends with awesome parents who are the chillest fuckers you’ve ever met.

alwaysdarkbefore-dawn:

allhailadryssa:

neairaalenko:

sexjesus:

claudiobeat:

Bohemian Rhapsody (Vocals Only) | Queen

His voice was actual perfection.

I’m sorry, I know I only reblogged this the other day but I just…. It’s…. Wow. There’s never a time for it not to be on my blog.

o mio dio…

fuck-yeah-gameofthrones:

This is THE best GoT photoset ever. 

superhighschoollevelmisandry:

“WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*

laughinacorner:

the-tardis-gets-wifi:

fursasaida:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

mochente:

Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke.

Fuck. Yes.

So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal.

i said i love you a few times during the video nbd

perfect.